There is entirely too much porn on my dashboard.
I have no one to blame for this, but myself.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
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William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (via hieverythingquotable) And therefore is winged cupid painted blind (via thatonechick42) |
Often if you’re young and you’ve just met somebody it’s crazy, completely overwhelming, you can’t think of anything else and you just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas.
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| — | Dylan Moran (via squishyapocalypse) |
The thing about being cool, or smooth, or just generally one of those people that the masses like; is that it can’t be taught.
You either are or you aren’t. The harder you try the less those things it makes you.
That’s not to say don’t try, just don’t let anyone ever see you trying to be one of those things. It will have the exact opposite effect.
