There is entirely too much porn on my dashboard.
I have no one to blame for this, but myself.
William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (via hieverythingquotable)
And therefore is winged cupid painted blind
tragic daily events
one of my favorite movies, and favorite books.
|—||Dylan Moran (via squishyapocalypse)|
The thing about being cool, or smooth, or just generally one of those people that the masses like; is that it can’t be taught.
You either are or you aren’t. The harder you try the less those things it makes you.
That’s not to say don’t try, just don’t let anyone ever see you trying to be one of those things. It will have the exact opposite effect.