Incredibly Dorky Things
Saw this, & thought of you.

Saw this, & thought of you.

There is entirely too much porn on my dashboard.

I have no one to blame for this, but myself.

or maybe I didn’t realize…

or maybe I didn’t realize…

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (via hieverythingquotable)

And therefore is winged cupid painted blind

(via thatonechick42)

keefitreal:

tragic daily events

keefitreal:

tragic daily events

nanoism:

GPOY

one of my favorite movies, and favorite books.

nanoism:

GPOY

one of my favorite movies, and favorite books.

poopbird:

Deep Thinkerby `kangel

Hard to Handle by The Black Crowes

"Take my hand don’t be afraid
I’m gonna prove every word I say”

Too bad most people only see what they want.

Too bad most people only see what they want.

Often if you’re young and you’ve just met somebody it’s crazy, completely overwhelming, you can’t think of anything else and you just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas.
Dylan Moran (via squishyapocalypse)

The thing about being cool, or smooth, or just generally one of those people that the masses like; is that it can’t be taught.

You either are or you aren’t. The harder you try the less those things it makes you.

That’s not to say don’t try, just don’t let anyone ever see you trying to be one of those things. It will have the exact opposite effect.

Truth.   Thanks reddit.

Truth. Thanks reddit.

underwatergunfight:

GPOY.

Ditto

underwatergunfight:

GPOY.

Ditto

I need to pay attention to this. =\

I need to pay attention to this. =\