Incredibly Dorky Things
Totally just a #selfie #AmIDoingItRight  totally no filters here either… #proofoflife

Totally just a #selfie #AmIDoingItRight totally no filters here either… #proofoflife

#nowplaying Apple Trees by Ozma. “So much time has passed, since I saw you last! An Apple pie, the number Pi, I studied you in math class. Ohh & did all my work, but never got your digits.” 😔

#nowplaying Apple Trees by Ozma. “So much time has passed, since I saw you last! An Apple pie, the number Pi, I studied you in math class. Ohh & did all my work, but never got your digits.” 😔

Nose Over Tail

(Off of Damnesia)
I think this song will always remind me of someone. I’d like to think that person knows who they are. Anyhow, can’t find a free version of the song online. So here are the lyrics. It’s on Spotify though if you want to give it a listen.


“Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile tin men are led by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere

Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you’re saving me

Whatever happened to that silly dream you had?
I want to make it real
I’d love to rub your back
Like a plane crash that never hits the ground
I fall in love with you
I’m nose over tail for you
Your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire
You’re saving me”

Wondering what ifs; does nothing for anyone.

So why do I still do it?

My handwriting is lazy.  Looks better after #decim8 too. Hmmmm

My handwriting is lazy. Looks better after #decim8 too. Hmmmm

nevver:

Sick day

yep. past few days.

nevver:

Sick day

yep. past few days.

dglsplsblg:

The Emotional Guidance Scale

dglsplsblg:

The Emotional Guidance Scale

Helpless Hopeless.

I am so sick of doing things for people that believe they are helpless.

I’m a strong believer in the adage: “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.”

Stop being so dependent on others & start learning a little self reliance.

If you are going to use the copier/printer the least you can do is have the patience to read & follow along the On Screen instructions on how to replace an ink cartridge. And not whine at me every time one dries out.

Addictive.

Addictive.

I’m actually a shy person.

When you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward because I would have absolutely no idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little or over time, I’ll eventually get comfortable around you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll probably annoy you.

I’m good at faking happy
these are a few of my favorite things.

these are a few of my favorite things.

Every time I spark a lighter it’s like a little mini magic trick complete with it’s own sparkles and tiny fireball explosion.

Every time I spark a lighter it’s like a little mini magic trick complete with it’s own sparkles and tiny fireball explosion.

I’m Just your Problem by Marceline (The Vampire) Adventure Time