Incredibly Dorky Things

I’m going to make that fat bass line my bitch…

Oh can it be
The voices calling me
They get lost
And out of time
I should’ve seen it glow
But everybody knows
That a broken heart is blind
That a broken heart is blind

lets just say I’m adding this to the #breakupmix… maybe it doesn’t really belong… but I felt this needed some Gogol Bordello up in it. #nowplaying

if you know this track you can probably be my friend.

\m/

yourwhimsicalgasbag:

Let it grow, let it growTurn away and slam the doorI don’t care what they’re going to sayLet the beard grow on.The itch never bothered me anyway

Lulz.

yourwhimsicalgasbag:

Let it grow, let it grow
Turn away and slam the door
I don’t care what they’re going to say
Let the beard grow on.
The itch never bothered me anyway

Lulz.

nanoism:

spectreprojector:

I masturbated twice at my work today.  Thank you back room office for letting me have secret work orgasms

wifey status

Total wifey status!

#nowplaying Domino Effect by Ozma. 
“Chances last a finite time, in the warm July night time. 
Every care that keeps you from your feet, is a care that carries your defeat.
Chances last a finite time and you’re running out of time.”

#nowplaying Domino Effect by Ozma.
“Chances last a finite time, in the warm July night time.
Every care that keeps you from your feet, is a care that carries your defeat.
Chances last a finite time and you’re running out of time.”

that flow though #amiright ?

Gonna spread you like buttah.

don’t know why, but this is stuck in my head and I’m beyond okay with that.

Saw this, & thought of you.

Saw this, & thought of you.

Totally just a #selfie #AmIDoingItRight  totally no filters here either… #proofoflife

Totally just a #selfie #AmIDoingItRight totally no filters here either… #proofoflife

#nowplaying Apple Trees by Ozma. “So much time has passed, since I saw you last! An Apple pie, the number Pi, I studied you in math class. Ohh & did all my work, but never got your digits.” 😔

#nowplaying Apple Trees by Ozma. “So much time has passed, since I saw you last! An Apple pie, the number Pi, I studied you in math class. Ohh & did all my work, but never got your digits.” 😔

Nose Over Tail

(Off of Damnesia)
I think this song will always remind me of someone. I’d like to think that person knows who they are. Anyhow, can’t find a free version of the song online. So here are the lyrics. It’s on Spotify though if you want to give it a listen.


“Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile tin men are led by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere

Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you’re saving me

Whatever happened to that silly dream you had?
I want to make it real
I’d love to rub your back
Like a plane crash that never hits the ground
I fall in love with you
I’m nose over tail for you
Your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire
You’re saving me”

Wondering what ifs; does nothing for anyone.

So why do I still do it?